Season 3
Episodes
S3 · E1 · 1 Oct 1991 · 24 min
#301
The feathers go flying when the Chicken Lady spots Rooster Boy; Cabbie has his own set of road rules; some cops have more important things to discuss than a dead body.
S3 · E2 · 8 Oct 1991 · 24 min
#302
Puppy won't do tricks; a man who dresses his best to get the paper; a sleepwalking boy steals his dad's money; a restaurant that has a relationship section.
S3 · E3 · 15 Oct 1991 · 23 min
#303
A construction worker firmly denies sleeping on the job; Bruce discovers that he is only 17 inches tall.
S3 · E4 · 22 Oct 1991 · 24 min
#304
A magical flying pig. The Best Actor award at the Oscars results. An axe murderer politely asks an old lady if he can borrow her axe. Men wear earrings in the 90s.
S3 · E5 · 29 Oct 1991 · 23 min
#305
An open letter addressed to the guy who stole a bike wheel and a letter addressed to the people who stood by and watched.
S3 · E6 · 5 Nov 1991 · 24 min
#306
Cops have a long night at a crime scene; Scott tries to blame a clown for spraying his boss with seltzer water; a drag queen with a gun starts a revolution.
S3 · E7 · 12 Nov 1991 · 25 min
#307
Sir Simone has a date in the Pit of Ultimate Darkness; Bruce meets a man who could be his identical twin; a guy mocks people in a waiting room; Danny Husk reads the paper to discover that he has been kidnapped.
S3 · E8 · 19 Nov 1991 · 25 min
#308
Einstein is mocked; three men take pride in their huge guts.
S3 · E9 · 3 Dec 1991 · 25 min
#309
An old lady falls down and then gets robbed, but the cops don't want to get involved; a sketch artist draws people he's never seen based only on their voice; street singers receive a visit from the Loser Research Foundation.
S3 · E10 · 10 Dec 1991 · 24 min
#310
Scott's clone won't stop misbehaving. A man shows his girlfriend a dead body in a field. Mark has to fill in for the Fact Girl while she's on strike.
S3 · E11 · 17 Dec 1991 · 24 min
#311
A woman repeatedly remarries after repeatedly marrying the wrong guy. A man is put on trial for sexually harassing himself. The hip guy and his wife introduce their lovers.
S3 · E12 · 3 Mar 1992 · 25 min
#312
A man has to get back up on a horse after choking on a chicken kabob; cops talk about what they might have done if they hadn't become cops; Buddy searches for a new lover.
S3 · E13 · 10 Mar 1992 · 24 min
#313
A man who works in a wig shop tries to convince everyone he's not bald. A pizza guy lusts after schoolgirls. Sid wonders if he is too small to love.
S3 · E14 · 17 Mar 1992 · 24 min
#314
Poems by the Emperor of Japan; Brice's advice for breaking into showbiz.
S3 · E15 · 24 Mar 1992 · 24 min
#315
A businessman just stares; a man debates whether he should call a girl; the cops wonder why someone would abandon a perfectly good potato.
S3 · E16 · 31 Mar 1992 · 23 min
#316
Mississippi Gary sings the After-Death blues; the Fact Girl discusses the importance of cleaning the ears; one of the Sizzler Sisters becomes sane.
S3 · E17 · 7 Apr 1992 · 24 min
#317
A man reminisces about the Flying Pig; a woman names her god; Tanya annoys people at a party.
S3 · E18 · 14 Apr 1992 · 24 min
#318
The alternate conclusion to "Old Yeller"; drugs and other vices; how to deal with noisy people.
S3 · E19 · 21 Apr 1992 · 24 min
#319
Celebrating Scott's 100th portrayal of a waiter; Hecubus is fired and rehired; a wife walks in on her husband and a thief in bed.
S3 · E20 · 28 Apr 1992
#320
The Bearded Lady; spy models; a horny patient.
S3 · E21 · 5 May 1992 · 23 min
#321
Skits include: "Multiple Weddings," "Cabbie Bigot" and "My Pen!"
S3 · E22 · 5 May 1992
#322
Skits include: "Chicken Lady at a Strip Bar," "Queen Speaks to Canada" and "Bar Fight.".
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