Season 5
Episodes
S5 · E1 · 23 Sept 2005 · 22 min
Father Knows Best
Bryan, Bryanna's father, shows up to spend more time with his daughter-and ends up spoiling her.
S5 · E2 · 23 Sept 2005 · 22 min
Wrestling with a Sticky Situation
When Jordan makes the wrestling team, Bernie turns to Stone Cold Steve Austin for advice.
S5 · E3 · 30 Sept 2005 · 22 min
Marathon Mac
Berine better put his money where his mouth is when he agrees to Charles Barkley's bet that he will beat Bernie's time in a 10K charity race.
S5 · E4 · 7 Oct 2005 · 22 min
The Big Payback
Upset that Vanessa is living the free life, Bernie Mac has Vanessa work for him. Shortly, after wards Vanessa learns that his co-workers get all this free stuff because they mention they work for Bernie Mac. Vanessa takes big advantage of this, until Bernie Mac finds out. Later on, Vanessa has to bring one of his precious statues home but it breaks in a car accident. Jordan offers to fix it, with of course a price (some of the free stuff Vanessa got).
S5 · E5 · 21 Oct 2005 · 22 min
Car Wars
Jordan turns 13, but still acts like a monster fighting with Bryana. Eventually Jordan lets Bryana walk all over him to avoid further punishment. When he gets his gifts back, Bernie holds back an R-rated movie. Later when Bernie asks Jordan to babysit Bryana one night, Jordan accepts just so he can watch the R-rated movie behind his back.
S5 · E6 · 28 Oct 2005 · 22 min
Night of Terror
Jordan turns 13, but still acts like a monster fighting with Bryana. Eventually Jordan lets Bryana walk all over him to avoid further punishment. When he gets his gifts back, Bernie holds back an R-rated movie. Later when Bernie asks Jordan to babysit Bryana one night, Jordan accepts just so he can watch the R-rated movie behind his back.
S5 · E7 · 4 Nov 2005 · 22 min
For Whom the Belt Tolls
The kids finally cross Aunt Wanda's line while Bernie's away. Bernie gives Aunt Wanda "Big Mama's Belt" to keep them in line. The kids wind up fearing her even more than Bernie Mac.
S5 · E8 · 11 Nov 2005 · 22 min
Pop Pop Goes the Weasel
When Bryana's father, Bryan (Anthony Anderson), visits, he threatens Bernie's relationship with Jordan and undermines Bernie's barbecuing techniques.
S5 · E9 · 18 Nov 2005 · 22 min
Prison Break
After misbehaving yet again, Bernie punishes Bryana and Jordan severely. Yet again Wanda thinks he's being too hard on them. But in the end, she catches on. Vanessa turns out to be the sneakiest of them all.
S5 · E10 · 2 Dec 2005 · 22 min
Some Church Bull
In an effort to bring family members closer together, Wanda insists they participate in the annual parish retreat.
S5 · E11 · 16 Dec 2005 · 22 min
Sorely Missed
Bernie thinks that he and Wanda need some time alone. Bryana has trouble remembering her mother.
S5 · E12 · 6 Jan 2006 · 22 min
Fumes of Detente
When Wanda invites Tasha, Vanessa's best friend from Chicago, to stay with them, Bernie is worried he will have another difficult teen in his house.
S5 · E13 · 13 Jan 2006 · 22 min
Exercise in Fertility: Part 1
After several failed attempts, Bernie and Wanda realize that making a baby is harder than they thought, and Wanda begins to question their fertility.
S5 · E14 · 20 Jan 2006 · 22 min
Exercise in Fertility: Part 2
Bernie and Wanda have undertaken fertility treatments. Wanda suffers from mood swings due to hormonal issues. Distracted with the idea of having a child the couple neglect to stay on top of the kids they already have. Vanessa shares her experience with babies joining a family. She explains the baby will be Bernie's own baby girl, or his son. Everyone will have to adjust, and one will be replaced. Bernie and Wanda adjust to ups and downs with treatment, having to ride out extreme highs, lows, hopes, fears, and consider how committed they have to be to the process, rife...
S5 · E15 · 27 Jan 2006 · 22 min
Fantasy Football
Jordan and Bernie Mac start a fantasy football league but do poor; and Bernie Mac won't really listen to Jordan. With that, Jordan eventually goes to a different league secretly behind Bernie Mac's back. Vanessa primps herself up with make-up for her senior photo. Bryana wants some of the make up too, so Vanessa gives her some of her old makeup. But Bryana gets caught with it at school.
S5 · E16 · 3 Feb 2006 · 22 min
Bar Mitzvah Crashers
After a Jewish family arrive in the neighborhood, Bernie urges Jordan to befriending the son, David. Though hesitant at first Jordan begins to develop a friendship with his new neighbor. Not long after-wards David invites Jordan to attend his cousin's bar mitzvahs with him. After receiving various expensive parting gifts Jordan and David decide to crash bar mitzvahs of people to whom they do not know in order to receive more gifts. Before long it's time for David's bar mitzvahs but Jordan comes to a dilemma because this happens to be the same day of a very wealthy boy's bar mitzvahs. So Jordan must beside between friendship or material possessions.
S5 · E17 · 31 Mar 2006 · 22 min
Who's Your Mama?
Bryana's daddy Bryan helps out around the house and the kids start preferring him over their Uncle Bernie causing Bernie Mac to take offense. Baby Girl gets called flat-chested at school and Bryan and Bernie fight over who gets to buy her a new bra. Jordan competes for "best smile" at school.
S5 · E18 · 31 Mar 2006 · 22 min
What Would Jason Do?
Vanessa's school prom is coming up so Bernie Mac picks a boy friend out for her (after doing his usual protective background check). Even after he chooses, he has all these worried fantasies. Bryana injures her ankle so Jordan has to be her servant, but in the end after Bryana took it a bit far Jordan gets some redemption.
S5 · E19 · 7 Apr 2006 · 22 min
It's Never as Bad as the First Time
Jordan dates Erica, one of the cheerleaders at school. Bernie is delighted, but when Jordan and Erica break up, he tries to remedy the situation.
S5 · E20 · 7 Apr 2006 · 22 min
Spinning Wheels
Wanda's sister visits and wants to throw a roller-disco party for Wanda's birthday.
S5 · E21 · 14 Apr 2006 · 22 min
Growing Pains
Bernie makes Vanessa prove she can manage her money.
S5 · E22 · 14 Apr 2006 · 22 min
Bernie's Angels
The kids' carelessness causes Bernie to have a near-death experience.
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