Season 5
Episodes
S5 · E1 · 1 Oct 2000 · 22 min
The Perils of Polling
Bobby's act of heroism leads the Hills to a meeting with candidate George Dub-Ya, who turns Hank's vote from sure to tentative with the shake of a hand.
S5 · E2 · 5 Nov 2000 · 22 min
The Buck Stops Here
Bobby becomes Strickland's personal caddy and picks up some bad habits. Meanwhile, Peggy and Minh compete to donate the most blood.
S5 · E3 · 12 Nov 2000 · 22 min
I Don't Want to Wait...
As Hank builds coffins for his family, Bobby struggles with the fact that he's still treated as a child even as Joseph laments how awkward adulthood is for him.
S5 · E4 · 19 Nov 2000 · 22 min
Spin the Choice
Bobby rejects Thanksgiving after history lessons from John Redcorn, who longs to be a real father to his illegitimate son Joseph.
S5 · E5 · 26 Nov 2000 · 22 min
Peggy Makes the Big Leagues
The Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football team's star fullback and gets him suspended from the team.
S5 · E6 · 3 Dec 2000 · 22 min
When Cotton Comes Marching Home
Cash-flow problems plague Hank's father, who's forced to work a menial job on Veterans Day instead of marching in the parade.
S5 · E7 · 10 Dec 2000 · 22 min
What Makes Bobby Run?
Bobby goes all-out to become school mascot, a high-profile post that suffers a low blow when he avoids a time-honored tradition.
S5 · E8 · 17 Dec 2000 · 22 min
'Twas the Nut Before Christmas
Bill counters his holiday loneliness by becoming a generous Santa, attracting a nice single mother and a young slacker who takes advantage.
S5 · E9 · 21 Jan 2001 · 22 min
Chasing Bobby
Peggy thinks Hank's tears are indicative of a father-son void, but they're really about his truck, which looks headed for pickup-truck heaven.
S5 · E10 · 4 Feb 2001 · 22 min
Yankee Hankie
While a distraught Hank tries to deal with the fact that he wasn't born in Texas, Cotton and his buddies once again make plans to assassinate Fidel Castro.
S5 · E11 · 11 Feb 2001 · 22 min
Hank and the Great Glass Elevator
Bill and former Texas governor Ann Richards hit it off after a chance meeting resulting from Hank's reluctant prank in an Austin hotel.
S5 · E12 · 18 Feb 2001 · 22 min
Now Who's the Dummy?
Bobby's ventriloquist's dummy gets more of Hank's attention than Bobby, but it's Dale who harbors a grudge against the wooden being.
S5 · E13 · 25 Feb 2001 · 22 min
Ho Yeah!
Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a place to stay--Hank's den.
S5 · E14 · 4 Mar 2001 · 22 min
The Exterminator
Repeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination--of careers.
S5 · E15 · 11 Mar 2001 · 22 min
Luanne Virgin 2.0
As Luanne's sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners--and it's more than one.
S5 · E16 · 1 Apr 2001 · 22 min
Hank's Choice
When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird, Hank builds a doghouse, an elaborate accommodation that's perfect--for Bobby.
S5 · E17 · 8 Apr 2001 · 22 min
It's Not Easy Being Green
Hank joins Bobby's environmental effort, but only to preserve a long-time cover-up concerning a mishap with Boomhauer's car in high school.
S5 · E18 · 22 Apr 2001 · 22 min
The Trouble With Gribbles
Dale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues--and carelessly bugs his home.
S5 · E19 · 6 May 2001 · 22 min
Hank's Back Story
Wearing a prosthetic rump relieves Hank's back pain, but makes him the butt of friends' jokes as they all prepare for a riding-mower race.
S5 · E20 · 13 May 2001 · 22 min
Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story
Bobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them.
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