Season 7
Episodes
S7 · E1 · 3 Nov 2002 · 22 min
Get Your Freak Off
Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
S7 · E2 · 10 Nov 2002 · 22 min
The Fat and the Furious
A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
S7 · E3 · 17 Nov 2002 · 22 min
Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
S7 · E4 · 24 Nov 2002 · 22 min
Goodbye Normal Jeans
Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
S7 · E5 · 1 Dec 2002 · 22 min
Dances With Dogs
A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
S7 · E6 · 8 Dec 2002 · 22 min
The Son Also Roses
Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
S7 · E7 · 15 Dec 2002 · 22 min
The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
S7 · E8 · 5 Jan 2003 · 22 min
Full Metal Dust Jacket
Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
S7 · E9 · 12 Jan 2003 · 22 min
Pigmalion
A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
S7 · E10 · 12 Jan 2003 · 22 min
Megalo Dale
Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
S7 · E11 · 2 Feb 2003 · 22 min
Boxing Luanne
Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
S7 · E12 · 9 Feb 2003 · 22 min
Vision Quest
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
S7 · E13 · 16 Feb 2003 · 22 min
Queasy Rider
Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
S7 · E14 · 2 Mar 2003 · 22 min
Board Games
Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
S7 · E15 · 9 Mar 2003 · 22 min
An Officer and a Gentle Boy
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
S7 · E16 · 16 Mar 2003 · 22 min
The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
S7 · E17 · 30 Mar 2003 · 22 min
The Good Buck
Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
S7 · E18 · 13 Apr 2003 · 22 min
I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
S7 · E19 · 27 Apr 2003 · 22 min
Be True to Your Fool
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
S7 · E20 · 4 May 2003 · 22 min
Racist Dawg
A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
S7 · E21 · 11 May 2003 · 22 min
Night and Deity
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
S7 · E22 · 18 May 2003 · 22 min
Maid in Arlen
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
S7 · E23 · 18 May 2003 · 22 min
The Witches of East Arlen
Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.
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