Season 8
Episodes
S8 · E1 · 2 Nov 2003 · 22 min
Patch Boomhauer
When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.
S8 · E2 · 9 Nov 2003 · 22 min
Reborn to Be Wild
Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.
S8 · E3 · 16 Nov 2003 · 22 min
New Cowboy on the Block
The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.
S8 · E4 · 23 Nov 2003 · 22 min
The Incredible Hank
Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.
S8 · E5 · 30 Nov 2003 · 22 min
Flirting with the Master
A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.
S8 · E6 · 7 Dec 2003 · 22 min
After the Mold Rush
The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.
S8 · E7 · 14 Dec 2003 · 22 min
Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane
Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.
S8 · E8 · 4 Jan 2004 · 22 min
Rich Hank, Poor Hank
Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.
S8 · E9 · 25 Jan 2004 · 22 min
Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill
Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.
S8 · E10 · 8 Feb 2004 · 22 min
That's What She Said
A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.
S8 · E11 · 15 Feb 2004 · 22 min
My Hair Lady
Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.
S8 · E12 · 22 Feb 2004 · 22 min
Phish and Wildlife
The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.
S8 · E13 · 7 Mar 2004 · 22 min
Cheer Factor
Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.
S8 · E14 · 14 Mar 2004 · 22 min
Dale Be Not Proud
Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.
S8 · E15 · 21 Mar 2004 · 22 min
Après Hank, le Deluge
During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.
S8 · E16 · 28 Mar 2004 · 22 min
DaleTech
Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.
S8 · E17 · 18 Apr 2004 · 22 min
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.
S8 · E18 · 25 Apr 2004 · 22 min
Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.
S8 · E19 · 2 May 2004 · 22 min
Stressed for Success
Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.
S8 · E20 · 9 May 2004 · 22 min
Hank's Back
Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.
S8 · E21 · 16 May 2004 · 22 min
The Redneck on Rainey Street
After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.
S8 · E22 · 23 May 2004 · 22 min
Talking Shop
Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.
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