Season 5
Episodes
S5 · E1 · 15 Sept 1965 · 25 min
Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth
A talk show host gets Laura to tell a TV audience that Alan Brady is bald!
S5 · E2 · 22 Sept 1965 · 25 min
A Farewell to Writing
Rob tries to write a novel, but finds that writing comedy is easier.
S5 · E3 · 29 Sept 1965 · 24 min
Uhny Uftz
Rob and Buddy are working late, and keep thinking they hear a metallic voice saying ""Uhny Uftz""! The explore a supposedly abandoned office somewhere in the building, and find a somewhat 'mad' inventor (complete with a taciturn and vaguely menacing assistant) who has constructed a toy flying saucer. It works quite well, except that, instead of saying ""Merry Christmas"" as the inventor intended, the saucer only says ""Uhny Uftz"".
S5 · E4 · 6 Oct 1965 · 25 min
The Ugliest Dog in the World
Rob tries to write a part for a dog who is going to be on The Alan Brady Show. After the dog's part is cut from the show Rob tries to find a home for the dog, But nobody wants the dog.
S5 · E5 · 13 Oct 1965 · 25 min
No Rice at My Wedding
Rob recalls a time when Laura was the prize of a raffle. Rob does everything he can to keep Clark Rice from marrying Laura.
S5 · E6 · 20 Oct 1965 · 26 min
Draw Me a Pear
Laura talks Rob into going to her art class unaware that Valerie falls in love with Rob.
S5 · E7 · 27 Oct 1965 · 25 min
The Great Petrie Fortune
After Rob and Laura finish watching a movie Uncle Hezekiah gives Rob and Laura clue as to what the fortune might be.
S5 · E8 · 3 Nov 1965 · 25 min
Odd But True
Ritchie finds out the freckles on Rob's back form the shape of the Liberty Bell. Millie wants to send a pictrue to Odd But True. (a nwespaper column)
S5 · E9 · 10 Nov 1965 · 25 min
Viva Petrie
Maria (the Petrie's maid) tells Manuel Luis Rodriguez to go to the Petrie's because Maria feels that Rob can find him a job, but the only Manuel can do is be a bullfighter.
S5 · E10 · 17 Nov 1965 · 25 min
Go Tell the Birds and Bees
Alberta Nelson shines in a small part as Miss Reshovsky, the concerned elementary schoolteacher of note. Rob and Laurie Petrie are also asked to the principal's office to discuss their son.
S5 · E11 · 24 Nov 1965 · 25 min
Body and Sol
Rob tells Buddy and Sally of the time he became the middle weight champion of his Army Camp.
S5 · E12 · 8 Dec 1965 · 25 min
See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write
After going to the Butcher's Shop to get something for dinner, Laura sees pictures (drawn By Charlie Wheelright) Laura wants to write a story to help sell Charlie's pictures. Rob doesn't like the idea because he always finshes her stories.
S5 · E13 · 15 Dec 1965 · 25 min
You're Under Arrest
After fighting with Laura, Rob is arrested for hurting an old Lady. Rob has trouble telling police he didn't hurt the Lady (whom he saw in a barroom).
S5 · E14 · 29 Dec 1965 · 25 min
Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work
The Alan Brady Show is on hiatus Rob is worried about to support Laura (who is pregnant with Ritchie) Rob doesn't anyone to know he needs a job until The Alan Brady Show returns from hiatus.
S5 · E15 · 5 Jan 1966 · 25 min
Who Stole My Watch?
After Rob loses his watch that he got as birthday gift, He thinks everyone he knows took his watch. Laura and Rob plan a party to say they are sorry after they learn a crook stole Rob's watch.
S5 · E16 · 19 Jan 1966 · 25 min
I Do Not Choose to Run
Rob gives a speech at council meeting that will land him a nomination for city councilman of New Rochelle.
S5 · E17 · 26 Jan 1966 · 25 min
The Making of a Councilman
Rob decides to quit running for his seat on the New Rochelle city council after meeting the opponent running against him because of his experience.
S5 · E18 · 2 Feb 1966 · 25 min
The Curse of the Petrie People
Laura gets a brooch that (in the shape of the United States) tells the history of the Petrie family. Laura later puts the brooch in the garbage! We learn that Rob's mom hates the brooch!
S5 · E19 · 9 Feb 1966 · 25 min
The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart
Mel is in trouble for not telling Alan that there was a change in the script. Rob tries to get Mel to stick up for himself, But Mel gets fired.
S5 · E20 · 16 Feb 1966 · 25 min
Remember the Alimony
Rob and Laura leave Anchor Texas to go to Mexico only to find that marriage is hard to do. They soon find out that getting a divorce is easier than they thought (it costs $10 in Mexico!)
S5 · E21 · 23 Feb 1966 · 25 min
Dear Sally Rogers
Sally really wants a husband she goes on ""The Stevie Parsons Show"" thinking she has finally found a husband or has she? Stevie asks Rob to help in a stunt where Stevie picks a letter written to Sally, One problem Sally has no idea what will happen! Wait until Sally finds out who Box 7030 is!
S5 · E22 · 2 Mar 1966 · 25 min
Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy
Rob & Sally think Buddy is having an affair but he is getting ready for his bar mitzvah.
S5 · E23 · 9 Mar 1966 · 25 min
Bad Reception in Albany
Rob and Laura are attending a wedding in Albany, Rob is asked by Alan to watch a fashion show. He promises to tell Alan what he thought of it. Rob has to hurry to the church to usher a wedding.
S5 · E24 · 23 Mar 1966 · 25 min
Talk to the Snail
Rob fears his job is gone after reading a memo (found in the trash where they are looking for this week's script that Buddy lost) Rob almost writes for Jelly Bean a snail!
S5 · E25 · 6 Apr 1966 · 25 min
A Day in the Life of Alan Brady
Jerry & Millie are having their anniversary party, at the Petrie home one problem the party is a part of documentary that focuses on Alan.
S5 · E26 · 13 Apr 1966 · 24 min
Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.
The staff sends a script to Alan Brady without deleting the insults directed at the star that they routinely add to blow off steam.
S5 · E27 · 20 Apr 1966 · 25 min
The Man from My Uncle
Ritchie's bedroom is used as a stakeout point (it has the best view) Harry Bond is looking for the nephew of Wendell Gerard, Rob loves the gadgets the agent brings to solve the case.
S5 · E28 · 27 Apr 1966 · 25 min
You Ought to Be in Pictures
Rob gets a movie role, but he has to kiss a woman. Laura makes sure that nothing else happens.
S5 · E29 · 4 May 1966 · 25 min
Love Thy Other Neighbor
Laura and Rob spend time with the Staggs and going to the theater,Jerry & Millie feel left out.
S5 · E30 · 11 May 1966 · 25 min
Long Night's Journey into Day
Rob & Jerry go fishing leaving Laura (who has a cold) home alone with a mynah bird. Millie comes back to keep Laura company, Millie couldn't find Laura (She was taking a shower).
S5 · E31 · 25 May 1966 · 25 min
The Gunslinger
Under anesthesia for a dental procedure, Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the old west.
S5 · E32 · 1 Jun 1966 · 25 min
The Last Chapter
Rob gives Laura his book (it took 5 years to write.) As Laura begins to read the book, we see classic moments from several episodes. The book takes us through how Rob and Laura met as well as how Rob almost missed his wedding! Later Rob talks about waiting for the birth Ritchie. As Laura finishes the book Rob tells her the publisher hated the book, Alan Brady decides to make the book into a TV series!
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