Season 5
Episodes
S5 · E1 · 24 Sept 2007 · 20 min
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
S5 · E2 · 1 Oct 2007 · 22 min
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
S5 · E3 · 8 Oct 2007 · 21 min
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
S5 · E4 · 15 Oct 2007 · 22 min
City of Great Racks
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
S5 · E5 · 22 Oct 2007 · 22 min
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
S5 · E6 · 29 Oct 2007 · 21 min
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
S5 · E7 · 5 Nov 2007 · 20 min
The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
S5 · E8 · 12 Nov 2007 · 20 min
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
S5 · E9 · 19 Nov 2007 · 20 min
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
S5 · E10 · 26 Nov 2007 · 22 min
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
S5 · E11 · 17 Mar 2008 · 22 min
Meander to Your Dander
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
S5 · E12 · 24 Mar 2008 · 22 min
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
S5 · E13 · 31 Mar 2008 · 20 min
The Soil Is Moist
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
S5 · E14 · 14 Apr 2008 · 22 min
Winky-Dink Time
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
S5 · E15 · 21 Apr 2008 · 21 min
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
S5 · E16 · 28 Apr 2008 · 22 min
Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
S5 · E17 · 5 May 2008 · 21 min
Fish in a Drawer
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
S5 · E18 · 12 May 2008 · 21 min
If My Hole Could Talk
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
S5 · E19 · 19 May 2008 · 22 min
Waiting for the Right Snapper
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.
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