Season 7
Episodes
S7 · E1 · 21 Sept 2009 · 21 min
818-JKLPUZO
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
S7 · E2 · 28 Sept 2009 · 20 min
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
S7 · E3 · 5 Oct 2009 · 19 min
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
S7 · E4 · 12 Oct 2009 · 20 min
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
S7 · E5 · 19 Oct 2009 · 21 min
For the Sake of the Child
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
S7 · E6 · 2 Nov 2009 · 20 min
Give Me Your Thumb
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
S7 · E7 · 9 Nov 2009 · 22 min
Untainted by Filth
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
S7 · E8 · 16 Nov 2009 · 20 min
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
S7 · E9 · 23 Nov 2009 · 21 min
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
S7 · E10 · 7 Dec 2009 · 20 min
That's Why They Call It "Ball Room"
Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
S7 · E11 · 14 Dec 2009 · 19 min
Warning, It's Dirty
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
S7 · E12 · 11 Jan 2010 · 22 min
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
S7 · E13 · 18 Jan 2010 · 20 min
Yay, No Polyps!
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
S7 · E14 · 1 Feb 2010 · 21 min
Crude and Uncalled For
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
S7 · E15 · 8 Feb 2010 · 22 min
Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
S7 · E16 · 1 Mar 2010 · 21 min
Tinkle Like a Princess
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
S7 · E17 · 8 Mar 2010 · 21 min
I Found Your Moustache
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
S7 · E18 · 22 Mar 2010 · 21 min
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
S7 · E19 · 12 Apr 2010 · 18 min
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
S7 · E20 · 10 May 2010 · 21 min
I Called Him Magoo
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
S7 · E21 · 17 May 2010 · 21 min
Gumby with a Pokey
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
S7 · E22 · 24 May 2010 · 21 min
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
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