Season 9
Episodes
S9 · E1 · 19 Sept 2011 · 21 min
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
S9 · E2 · 26 Sept 2011 · 21 min
People Who Love Peepholes
Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
S9 · E3 · 3 Oct 2011 · 20 min
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
S9 · E4 · 10 Oct 2011 · 21 min
Nine Magic Fingers
Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
S9 · E5 · 17 Oct 2011 · 20 min
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
S9 · E6 · 24 Oct 2011 · 21 min
The Squat and Hover
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
S9 · E7 · 31 Oct 2011 · 19 min
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
S9 · E8 · 7 Nov 2011 · 21 min
Thank You for the Intercourse
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
S9 · E9 · 14 Nov 2011 · 21 min
Frodo's Headshots
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
S9 · E10 · 21 Nov 2011 · 21 min
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
S9 · E11 · 5 Dec 2011 · 20 min
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
S9 · E12 · 12 Dec 2011 · 21 min
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
S9 · E13 · 2 Jan 2012 · 20 min
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
S9 · E14 · 16 Jan 2012 · 20 min
A Possum on Chemo
Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
S9 · E15 · 6 Feb 2012 · 21 min
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
S9 · E16 · 13 Feb 2012 · 20 min
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
S9 · E17 · 20 Feb 2012 · 19 min
Not in My Mouth!
Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
S9 · E18 · 27 Feb 2012 · 21 min
The War Against Gingivitis
Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
S9 · E19 · 19 Mar 2012 · 21 min
Palmdale, Ech
Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
S9 · E20 · 9 Apr 2012 · 21 min
Grandma's Pie
Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
S9 · E21 · 16 Apr 2012 · 21 min
Mr. Hose Says "Yes"
Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
S9 · E22 · 30 Apr 2012 · 21 min
Why We Gave Up Women
Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
S9 · E23 · 7 May 2012 · 21 min
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.
S9 · E24 · 14 May 2012 · 21 min
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.
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