Season 2
Episodes
S2 · E1 · 12 Sept 1989 · 23 min
Inherit the Wind
Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.
S2 · E2 · 19 Sept 1989 · 23 min
The Little Sister
Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.
S2 · E3 · 26 Sept 1989 · 23 min
Guilt by Disassociation
Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.
S2 · E4 · 3 Oct 1989 · 23 min
Somebody Stole My Gal
After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.
S2 · E5 · 10 Oct 1989 · 23 min
House of Grown-Ups
Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.
S2 · E6 · 24 Oct 1989 · 23 min
Five of a Kind
A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.
S2 · E7 · 31 Oct 1989 · 23 min
BOO!
The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.
S2 · E8 · 7 Nov 1989 · 23 min
Sweet Dreams
Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.
S2 · E9 · 21 Nov 1989 · 23 min
We Gather Together
On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.
S2 · E10 · 28 Nov 1989 · 23 min
Brain-Dead Poets Society
Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.
S2 · E11 · 5 Dec 1989 · 23 min
Lobocop
When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.
S2 · E12 · 12 Dec 1989 · 23 min
No Talking
Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.
S2 · E13 · 2 Jan 1990 · 23 min
Chicken Hearts
Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.
S2 · E14 · 9 Jan 1990 · 23 min
One for the Road
When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.
S2 · E15 · 23 Jan 1990 · 23 min
An Officer and a Gentleman
When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
S2 · E16 · 30 Jan 1990 · 23 min
Born to Be Wild
Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.
S2 · E17 · 6 Feb 1990 · 23 min
Hair
Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.
S2 · E18 · 13 Feb 1990 · 23 min
I'm Hungry
Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.
S2 · E19 · 20 Feb 1990 · 23 min
All of Me
Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.
S2 · E20 · 27 Feb 1990 · 23 min
To Tell the Truth
Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.
S2 · E21 · 20 Mar 1990 · 23 min
Fender Bender
Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.
S2 · E22 · 10 Apr 1990 · 23 min
April Fool's Day
On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.
S2 · E23 · 1 May 1990 · 23 min
Fathers and Daughters
In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.
S2 · E24 · 8 May 1990 · 23 min
Happy Birthday
Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.
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