Season 3
Episodes
S3 · E1 · 20 Jan 2008 · 11 min
Webnecks
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
S3 · E2 · 27 Jan 2008 · 11 min
Beast Implants
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
S3 · E3 · 3 Feb 2008 · 11 min
Tween Steam
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.
S3 · E4 · 10 Feb 2008 · 11 min
Wing Nut
After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
S3 · E5 · 17 Feb 2008 · 11 min
Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
S3 · E6 · 24 Feb 2008 · 11 min
Earth Worst
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
S3 · E7 · 2 Mar 2008 · 11 min
The Good One
Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
S3 · E8 · 9 Mar 2008 · 11 min
Sharif
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
S3 · E9 · 16 Mar 2008 · 11 min
Condition: Demolition!
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
S3 · E10 · 23 Mar 2008 · 11 min
The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
S3 · E11 · 6 Apr 2008 · 11 min
The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
S3 · E12 · 13 Apr 2008 · 11 min
Tuscaloosa Dumpling
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
S3 · E13 · 20 Apr 2008 · 11 min
Armageddon It On!
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
S3 · E14 · 27 Apr 2008 · 11 min
Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
S3 · E15 · 4 May 2008 · 11 min
Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
S3 · E16 · 11 May 2008 · 11 min
An Officer and a Dental Dam
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
S3 · E17 · 18 May 2008 · 11 min
The Okaleechee Dam Jam
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
S3 · E18 · 25 May 2008 · 11 min
Pile M for Murder
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
S3 · E19 · 1 Jun 2008 · 11 min
Mud Days and Cornfused
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
S3 · E20 · 8 Jun 2008 · 11 min
Krystal, Light
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.
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