Season 5
Episodes
S5 · E1 · 21 Sept 2022 · 22 min
Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double
In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds’ cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Dan, Becky, Harris, Mark and Beverly Rose go to a water park.
S5 · E2 · 28 Sept 2022 · 22 min
Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much
Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.
S5 · E3 · 5 Oct 2022 · 22 min
Driving, Dating and Deceit
Mark is anxious to get his driver’s license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to teach him to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help. Meanwhile, Harris meets a new guy online, whom Becky recognizes from her past.
S5 · E4 · 12 Oct 2022 · 22 min
Parent Traps and Heart Attacks
When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.
S5 · E5 · 19 Oct 2022 · 22 min
A Little Weed and a Bad Seed
Problems arise on Beverly Rose’s first day of kindergarten, and Becky and Darlene have a disagreement that leads to further turmoil. Elsewhere, Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan’s back pain.
S5 · E6 · 26 Oct 2022 · 22 min
Book Bans and Guillotine Hands
It’s Halloween at the Conners, and Dan encourages the family to decorate the house. When everyone is feeling too busy and overwhelmed to help, Becky tries to take matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Harris takes a stand on an issue that ruffles a few feathers in Darlene’s new neighborhood.
S5 · E7 · 2 Nov 2022 · 22 min
Take This Job and Shove It Twice
Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it’s cracked up to be. Meanwhile, when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity arises to work with Jackie at the Lunch Box.
S5 · E8 · 16 Nov 2022 · 22 min
Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries
It’s Thanksgiving at the Conners and Jackie must come to terms with her mother, Beverly, becoming ill. Meanwhile, Darlene is on the job hunt which proves to be more difficult than anticipate
S5 · E9 · 30 Nov 2022 · 22 min
Crumbs and Couch Surfers
Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules. Meanwhile, Harris welcomes a guest at Dan and Louise’s.
S5 · E10 · 7 Dec 2022 · 22 min
The Dog Days of Christmas
Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.
S5 · E11 · 11 Jan 2023 · 22 min
Two More Years and a Stolen Rose
The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie’s high school brings old classmates together. Elsewhere, Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.
S5 · E12 · 18 Jan 2023 · 22 min
Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past
Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky’s boundaries in the house. Elsewhere, Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.
S5 · E13 · 8 Feb 2023 · 23 min
New Pipes and Old Secrets
Darlene has issues with Dan’s plumbing work in her new house. Elsewhere, Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.
S5 · E14 · 15 Feb 2023 · 22 min
Adding Insult to Injury
Darlene continues her search for a new job. Elsewhere, Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.
S5 · E15 · 22 Feb 2023 · 22 min
Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy
Harris makes a big announcement. Meanwhile, Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.
S5 · E16 · 1 Mar 2023 · 22 min
Hiding In and Moving Out
Harris takes her anger out on Darlene. Elsewhere, Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.
S5 · E17 · 8 Mar 2023 · 22 min
The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler
Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.
S5 · E18 · 15 Mar 2023 · 22 min
Road Trip and Guilt Trip
Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.
S5 · E19 · 5 Apr 2023 · 22 min
Text Thread and the Marital Bed
Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread. Meanwhile, Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.
S5 · E20 · 19 Apr 2023 · 22 min
What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding?
Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition. Meanwhile, Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy.
S5 · E21 · 26 Apr 2023 · 22 min
Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic
Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money. Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.
S5 · E22 · 3 May 2023 · 23 min
The Grad Finale
As Mark’s graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.
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